I saw this taxi on my way to work this morning. "Car Drivers Wanted. It doesn't get any better than this." Okay, I don't want to be the naysayer here, but I THINK IT DOES GET BETTER THAN THAT. The only real benefit I see down this is path is the supreme control of child lock. Which could have a lot of benefits if you're into manipulation, which I am.
Also, after 8.5 years (starting from the moment I entered college), I am still having trouble giving up my expectation of every night being a full night of completely uninterrupted sleep. 5 am wake-up time to remind me of my shrunken bladder and chattering mind don't look good on me. Is there a support group for this? Melatonin Addicts Unite, perhaps? Or maybe - Translucent Under-Eye-Skin People Whine A Lot.
Also, as I ran to my meeting this morning, an older gentlemen held the door open for me, remarking that it looked like I was running late. Okay, ya know what, SIIRRRRR, I think the world should have a rule that says for every inch of hair you have, you get an extra five minutes of morning ready time. Because frankly, I had to use 4 distinct hair products because it was washing day, and all you need for your bald head is like.. a Magic Eraser.
Mostly I am writing this free-write post because I'm trying to get my writing kernels popping again.
Hashtag for my meeting that just ended: #IForgotToListen
Upward and onward,